He then said something about being able to find and craft more later. Then Cartman started talking about it fusing with my DNA or some crap and I just went along with it because there's no point in questioning it. From him and "putting it in my artifact slot," which means I threw the fidget spinner somewhere amongst all the crap down here while he wasn't looking, downloaded another app onto my phone and put it digitally on myself. And if you don't take it you won't have enough power to get the 9th graders out of the way!" "It's not a fidget spinner it's an artifact Alpha Wolf. "Cartman I am not taking your stupid fidget spinner." I begin paying attention to Cartman again when he starts spinning a fidget spinner and making weird noises and then tries to hand it to me. I guess I can ask them at school tomorrow but something tells me they'll either avoid me or dodge the question. Now I'm only half listening to him explain artifacts to me as I continue wondering where the hell the rest of my friends-and more importantly my boyfriend- are. But you know, this is Cartman we're dealing with so he's not gonna fucking listen to a word I say. I mean yeah okay his suit played a major role and crap but it was his brains that allowed him to make the suit. Course he refused to listen to my argument that the suit is one of the key things that makes him a fucking superhero. Claims it would be like Iron man without his suit. And now that I've officially gotten sick of it, he says I can't take it off because it's too late and it's officially part of my costume. So I've arrived back in the Coon lair, and of course Cartman also laughed at the fucking dog collar. ← Previous Work Part 2 of the DovaKen South Park adventures series Stats: Published: Completed: Words: 82301 Chapters: 42/42 Kudos: 67 Bookmarks: 11 Hits: 2683 Kenny McCormick/Original Male Character(s).
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